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[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

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[denotes]

[ GRABBING ONTO HIS HAND AGAIN. ]

Fine, we'll go on a date.

[hacktheplanet]

Good.

[ THIS MUGGING TURNED INTO A DATE I win. I win everything. ]

[denotes]

. . but I don't have any money, and hell if I know where shit is here.

[hacktheplanet]

No problem, M -- Cecil. I know the best place in town.

[denotes]

Fine.

[ why are we going on a date how did this happen. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ you wouldn't be the first person this has happened to ]

Shall we?

[ puuulling him. look how excited he is ]

[denotes]

[ FOLLOWING, I GUESS. ]

Is this how you always pick up guys?

[hacktheplanet]

No, I just told you I needed money. You're the one who decided to take me on a date.

[denotes]

I said I don't go on dates with brats.

[hacktheplanet]

Yeah, well, I'm small and cute, not a brat.

[denotes]

Small, definitely. Cute, I'm not so sure.

[hacktheplanet]

I'm so sorry for your shit taste.

[denotes]

Don't sass me.

[hacktheplanet]

You're the one saying I'm not cute. You've probably never even met anyone cuter.

[denotes]

I've met plenty of people cuter than you.

[ SHOVING A HAND DOWN ON LEO'S HEAD again. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ rude ]

Oh yeah? Tell me about them.

[ aaand we're back out on the street now ]

[denotes]

No.

[ where are we even going. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ a GREAT PLACE wow ssh ]

Rude.

[denotes]

I'm not even supposed to be here.

[hacktheplanet]

Nobody's ever where they think they're supposed to be, Mister Cecil.

[denotes]

. . uh huh.

[ probably not world-breakingly not supposed to be here though. ]

[hacktheplanet]

Just enjoy the moment. You didn't get mugged and you're going on a nice date. Everyone wins, right?

[denotes]

I didn't mugged 'cause I'm not an idiot.

[hacktheplanet]

That would've worked on pretty much anyone but you.

[denotes]

The hell was that, anyway?