voicetest

[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

Comments

[denotes]

The hell was that, anyway?

[hacktheplanet]

I can't go telling you my secrets.

[denotes]

. . don't go around stealing body parts.

[hacktheplanet]

Don't tell me what to do.

[denotes]

I don't go on dates with body-thieves.

[hacktheplanet]

Whatever.

[denotes]

[ stopping. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ puuuuuulling.

surprise he's not really that strong ]

[denotes]

[ not moving. ]

I don't know how the shit your world works, but I'm pretty sure stealing body parts kills people.

[hacktheplanet]

I'm careful. If they die it's not my fault.

[denotes]

It is your fault, runt.

[hacktheplanet]

It isn't. I don't take anything they need.

[denotes]

So what nets you a decent amount of cash?

[hacktheplanet]

Modwise? Anything neural that I can fix to not phone home.

[denotes]

Not phone home?

[hacktheplanet]

...To not contact the manufacturer without knowledge or consent of the user.

[denotes]

. . so you break shit apart and mod it for the user's benefit. Clever.

[hacktheplanet]

If I wasn't clever, I wouldn't still be alive. Being cute and charming only gets you so far.

[denotes]

You don't have to take that shit out of people to get it.

[hacktheplanet]

I kind of do.

[denotes]

[ ttakes a breath. ]

Alright, whatever.

[hacktheplanet]

Not everyone's as privileged as you, you know.

[denotes]

Don't talk like you know me.

[hacktheplanet]

As long as you don't talk like you know me.

[denotes]

You're a thief who drags people into back alleys to steal their mods.