voicetest

[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

Comments

[denotes]

Not phone home?

[hacktheplanet]

...To not contact the manufacturer without knowledge or consent of the user.

[denotes]

. . so you break shit apart and mod it for the user's benefit. Clever.

[hacktheplanet]

If I wasn't clever, I wouldn't still be alive. Being cute and charming only gets you so far.

[denotes]

You don't have to take that shit out of people to get it.

[hacktheplanet]

I kind of do.

[denotes]

[ ttakes a breath. ]

Alright, whatever.

[hacktheplanet]

Not everyone's as privileged as you, you know.

[denotes]

Don't talk like you know me.

[hacktheplanet]

As long as you don't talk like you know me.

[denotes]

You're a thief who drags people into back alleys to steal their mods.

[hacktheplanet]

I didn't drag you!

[denotes]

Coaxes.

[hacktheplanet]

Whatever.

[denotes]

So where're we going?

[hacktheplanet]

I already told you.

[ but whoop they turn a corner and OH HEY LOOK there's a cute little cafe


too bad you're getting pulled to the gross diner across the street from it ]

[denotes]

[ why is this my life. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ despair ]

Don't make that face.

[denotes]

What face?

[hacktheplanet]

That one. Stop it.

[denotes]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[hacktheplanet]

Eat shit yes you do.

[denotes]

[ presses a palm against leo's head. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ headbutts his hand! ]

[denotes]

[ HAIR

RUFFLES. ]