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[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

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[denotes]

So where're we going?

[hacktheplanet]

I already told you.

[ but whoop they turn a corner and OH HEY LOOK there's a cute little cafe


too bad you're getting pulled to the gross diner across the street from it ]

[denotes]

[ why is this my life. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ despair ]

Don't make that face.

[denotes]

What face?

[hacktheplanet]

That one. Stop it.

[denotes]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[hacktheplanet]

Eat shit yes you do.

[denotes]

[ presses a palm against leo's head. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ headbutts his hand! ]

[denotes]

[ HAIR

RUFFLES. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ jerking his head away! ]

Stop that.

[denotes]

Make me.

[hacktheplanet]

Is that a challenge?

[denotes]

Not really.

[hacktheplanet]

[ HUFF ]

Good.

[denotes]

[ I GUESS WE'RE.

WALKING INTO THIS SHITTY DINER. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ YEAH

WE ARE

and we're sitting in the corner ]

[denotes]

[ JUST.

SITTING, I GUESS. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ sitting

right next to him ]

What do you like to eat?

[denotes]

Whatever's fine.

[hacktheplanet]

How boring.