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[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

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[denotes]

Then tell me how old you are, and I'll consider going on a date with you.

[hacktheplanet]

...25.

[denotes]

. . what a runt.

[hacktheplanet]

Eat shit!

[denotes]

Twenty five years? As in, twelve calendar months? Thirty days in a month?

[hacktheplanet]

Yes.

[denotes]

I've got. . [ hold on he's got to raise up a hand and count on his fingers. ] 'bout fifty five of those on you.

[hacktheplanet]

That's not that many.

[denotes]

That's three times your age.

And you're still tiny as hell.

[hacktheplanet]

Whatever, we're dragons so it doesn't matter. I'm still not a brat.

And I told you I can be bigger!

[denotes]

Then I'll go on a date with the bigger you.

[hacktheplanet]

Fiiine.

No peeking.

[ WANDERING OFF TO THE BATHROOM ]

[denotes]

[ honestly he's half-expecting leo to just disappear and never come back, s o. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ well

he's actually gone for like, longer than he probably should be

but then this asshole with the same horns and tail walks out of the bathroom ]

Happy now?

[denotes]

[ what. ]

What'd you do?

[hacktheplanet]

What do you mean what did I do? Does it fucking matter?

[denotes]

[ leaning forward to. sniff at him. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ he smells. exactly the same. and is still exactly as cold. ]

You're 'from a dead world' and this is weird to you?

[denotes]

I take an approximate form close to whatever species' blood I've tasted.

I don't just change shape.

[hacktheplanet]

Well, I do.

[ AND I GET A LOT CRANKIER WHEN I DO, TO. he huffs and glances off to the side. ]

I didn't think you were going to be so dumb about this.

[denotes]

[ GRABBING ONTO HIS HAND AGAIN. ]

Fine, we'll go on a date.

[hacktheplanet]

Good.

[ THIS MUGGING TURNED INTO A DATE I win. I win everything. ]

[denotes]

. . but I don't have any money, and hell if I know where shit is here.

[hacktheplanet]

No problem, M -- Cecil. I know the best place in town.

[denotes]

Fine.

[ why are we going on a date how did this happen. ]