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[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

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[denotes]

And what're you gonna do if I do put you down?

[hacktheplanet]

Nothing. You're not gonna hurt me or report me.

[denotes]

[ PUTTING HIM DOWN?? ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ LOOK SEE

HE'S STAYING LIKE A GOOD BOY ]

Why're you trying to buy me food, anyway? Taking me on a date?

[denotes]

I don't date brats.

[ reaching to grab onto his hand again. ]

[hacktheplanet]

[ GOD taking it whatever. ]

I'm not a brat.

[denotes]

You look like a brat to me.

[hacktheplanet]

You look like a dumb piece of shit loser idiot but I never called you that.

[denotes]

'least I'm tall enough to get on the big kid rides.

[hacktheplanet]

I could be tall enough!

[denotes]

You're short as hell.

[hacktheplanet]

I bet you're just so tall because you're compensating for something!

[denotes]

This isn't even my true form.

[hacktheplanet]

Duh, I know that. You're a dragon, so am I.

[denotes]

I bet you're one of the real tiny ones.

[hacktheplanet]

I'm bigger than my mom.

[denotes]

All the girls're bigger, where I come from.

[hacktheplanet]

Well, yeah, mom was really big. But I'm better than her.

[denotes]

[ shoving his free hand down on leo's head, hard. ]


Show some respect.

[hacktheplanet]

[ he grumbles, thwacking rhun in the leg with his tail ]

I show her plenty.

[ I PRETEND TO BE HER ON THE INTERNET ]

[denotes]

Without her, you wouldn't even exist. You would be nothing.

You're not better than her. You're part of her.

[hacktheplanet]

Eat shit, you don't even understand.

[denotes]

Try me.

[hacktheplanet]

I'm not drunk enough.

[denotes]

Are you even old enough to drink?