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[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

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[hacktheplanet]

I'm bigger than my mom.

[denotes]

All the girls're bigger, where I come from.

[hacktheplanet]

Well, yeah, mom was really big. But I'm better than her.

[denotes]

[ shoving his free hand down on leo's head, hard. ]


Show some respect.

[hacktheplanet]

[ he grumbles, thwacking rhun in the leg with his tail ]

I show her plenty.

[ I PRETEND TO BE HER ON THE INTERNET ]

[denotes]

Without her, you wouldn't even exist. You would be nothing.

You're not better than her. You're part of her.

[hacktheplanet]

Eat shit, you don't even understand.

[denotes]

Try me.

[hacktheplanet]

I'm not drunk enough.

[denotes]

Are you even old enough to drink?

[hacktheplanet]

Age is just a number.

[denotes]

So what's yours?

[hacktheplanet]

Does it matter?

[denotes]

Guess not, since we're not drinking.

[hacktheplanet]

Why not. You wanna hear about my mom, right?

[denotes]

If she's dead, I don't care.

[hacktheplanet]

[ KICKING HIM IN THE SHIN!!! ]

[denotes]

[ LOOKING DOWN TO HIS SHIN.

then back over to leo. ]

Do you wanna tell me about your mom?

[hacktheplanet]

I don't care, but don't just dismiss her like that. You're a terrible date if you do.

[denotes]

I told you, I don't date brats!

[hacktheplanet]

I told you I'm not a brat.

[denotes]

Then tell me how old you are, and I'll consider going on a date with you.

[hacktheplanet]

...25.

[denotes]

. . what a runt.

[hacktheplanet]

Eat shit!