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[hacktheplanet]

[ So wow, suddenly you're on some weird back street, lined with neon signs and banners and colorful advertisements on telescreens.

It's otherwise empty, except for a small child who's suddenly tugging at your sleeve. You might already think this is kind of strange, but then you'll probably notice that not only are you alone in an alleyway with some kid, but that kid has horns and a tail that...appear to be made of ice?

In any case, he speaks once he has your attention, sounding concerned -- ]

Um, excuse me...

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[denotes]

[ TAKING TWO. STEPS FORWARD. ]

[hacktheplanet]

Okay, um, Mister Cecil, I know this seems bad, but!






You have really nice eyes?

[denotes]

[ stopping right in front of leo. ]

A'right. First off--you have shit choice in mugging victims. [ and then he moves both of his hand down, pulling out his pockets. there's like. a fucking leaf in there. and that's it. ]

Second, why would you go out of your way to drag someone into a building to mug 'em? That's stupid. And third--[ shoving a hand down on top of leo's head. ] Don't mug people.

[hacktheplanet]

[ HE'S LIKE, TAKING A DEEP BREATH. as he gets closer.

but then when he starts talking he just snorts and huffs. when rhun touches him, he'll notice he's really cold. ]

I was going to steal your mods, and pretty much everyone has some of those, doing that takes a long time so I can't do it in the open and all my gear's in here anyway, and I'll do whatever I want you're not my mom.

[denotes]

[ sucks to be you because his temperature's much higher than. what's probably normal, and the cold doesn't bother him at all. ]

Synthetic heart. My right leg's bone's made outta some weird plastic shit. Left eye's been replaced. I don't care for any of those shitty 'upgraded' crap. You want to try and take it? Feel free.

[hacktheplanet]

[ RIGHT YEAH JUST MAKE ME FEEL WORSE ABOUT BEING AN ICE DRAGON MY MOM SURE DIDN'T DO THAT ENOUGH ]

So, what, just prosthetics? No wonder the program didn't work.

Those aren't worth anything. Who doesn't at least get their brain modded? It's free if you just go to a government clinic.

...Or maybe you're too smart for that, Mister Cecil?

[denotes]

All of that shit just rots your brain.

[ grabbing onto the front of leo's shirt to lift him up. ]

[hacktheplanet]

W-well, yeah, the government uses it to control you, that's why it's free --

[ FLAILS ]

[denotes]

See, rots your brain.

[ JUST HOLDING HIM BY HIS SHIRT as he walks around the room. ]

Where's your stuff?

[hacktheplanet]

I'm not telling you shit.

[ wait

was that breaking character

maybe he won't notice ]

[denotes]

Then I'll burn down this whole building.

[hacktheplanet]

You probably don't even know how to use any of it.

[denotes]

I'm not gonna use it.

[hacktheplanet]

Then what?

[denotes]

Do you want to leave it here, or do you want me to take it with us?

[hacktheplanet]

...You can just leave you don't need to take me anywhere.

[denotes]

I'm not leavin' a brat over here to go mug everyone.

[hacktheplanet]

You have to go back to wherever, right? Leggo.

[denotes]

[ throwing leo under an arm. ]

Got any money?

[hacktheplanet]

[ WOW he's SO FREEZING COLD look there's even frost on your clothes now ]

What why.

[denotes]

[ that's cool, he's warm as hell. hopefully they don't combust just for touching or anything. ]

Food.

[hacktheplanet]

Get your own.

[denotes]

For you, you mangy brat.

[hacktheplanet]

I'm not mangy!

[ FLAILING AGAIN ]

[denotes]

[ it's like struggling against a gd rock. ]

You're mangy as hell.